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Artist: Tankard
Canonical path: /tankard/shaken-not-stirred
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Shaken Not Stirred
Read Shaken Not Stirred lyrics by Tankard on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Shaken Not Stirred
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My job's exhausting, that's why I am waiting
For the end of the week to come
Then me and all my buddies
Go to the "Diner's Rum"
Booze-drinking community just pay one time a monthly fee
Where heavy drinkers will unite
Cider, Lager, Whiskey, Wine
Have cocktails, Vodka, Gin and lime
On ice!
(Drink! It's all you can drinkI it's all you...)
Hey, Mr.Bartender
Let's draft our brains away
My head feels well shaken
Not stirred, but that's OK
Drinking is both, an art and a science
Practice hard with Himbeerschnaps
Win "Golden Bottle" contests
Or "Warm ale challenge" cups
Banquets alcoholic style
Glassbuffets make your lives smile
Wish I could be here all week
My boss told me yesterday, if I don't quit, he fires me
This freak!
(Drink! It's all you can drinkI it's all you...)
Hey, Mr.Bartender
Let's draft our brains away
My head feels well shaken
Not stirred, but that's OK
Booze-drinking community just pay one time a monthly fee
Where heavy drinkers will unite
Cider, Lager, Whiskey, Wine
Have cocktails, Vodka, Gin and lime
On ice!
(Drink! It's all you can drinkI it's all you...)
Hey, Mr.Bartender
Let's draft our brains away
My head feels well shaken
Not stirred, but that's OK
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