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Artist: Tankard
Canonical path: /tankard/somewhere-in-nowhere
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Somewhere In Nowhere
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Somewhere In Nowhere
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Coming from a show at the edge of the earth
Heading for the airport, still gleaming with mirth
Waiting for our homebound airplane
We had a few more tiny beers
Boarding our plane home I would shock the bourgeois
I friendly raised my fist, cheering yelled: Pa! - pa!
Falling back into my flight seat
A distant voice is talking to me
The gentleman might please excuse
The pilot likes to have a word
Please take your personal stuff with you
Alas! You may not stay aboard
Lost somewhere in nowhere
Can't make my way back home
Lost somewhere in nowhere
I'm stranded all alone
First I thought: the lady wants a baby from me!
Our manager got nervous, he looks like E.T
Instead of falling into deep sleep
She threw me off the plane
A costly cab, expensive room, an overpriced flight
I reached my destination with delay of one night
Cuddling deep into my sofá
Again I hear the distant voices
The gentleman might please excuse
The pilot likes to have a word
Please take your personal stuff with you
Alas! You may not stay aboard
Lost somewhere in nowhere
Can't make my way back home
Lost somewhere in nowhere
I'm stranded all alone
The gentleman might please excuse
The pilot likes to have a word
Please take your personal stuff with you
Alas! You may not stay aboard
Lost somewhere in nowhere
Can't make my way back home
Lost somewhere in nowhere
I'm stranded all alone
Lost somewhere in nowhere
Can't make my way back home
Lost somewhere in nowhere
I'm stranded all alone
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