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Artist: Tankard
Canonical path: /tankard/son-of-a-fridge
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Son Of a Fridge
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Son Of a Fridge
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An icy wind blew the day i was born
The snow feil heavily my hopes all seemed forlorn
They threw my life into a chilling cold world
Devoid nfchances still the wheel of fortune twirled
Never! i will defy! i will fight til the day thatl die!
They say im in a jam now i say: life's no apple pie!
Mama – a nasty mall
Daddy was a ham-acting clod
Caught up in a mental deep-freeze
I surely had to beat the adds!
Wanna be the top banana
Now i'm just a rotten egg
Cut the mustard, be the big cheese
For your crumbs i'll never beg
Desperate – what could i da?
Found that switch deep inside 'o my soul
One flick shifts my condition
Alters me frnm prey tn cnnl
That's why they call me
A son of a fridge
Father's a freak and
My mother a bitch
Dan' mess around with
The son of a fridge
Weird as a freak and
As mean as a bitch
Cheese it! you bloody fool!
Stand aside or i'll flick the switch
You're a beer short to a six-pack
Don't mess with the son of a fridge
Hey, girl! you look so cute!
You break my heart and i can't resist
Why do you turn away now?
Tell me why do you look so pissed?
Cause i am the top banana
Surely l'm a rotten egg
Cut the mustard, l'm the big cheese
For your crumbs i'll never beg
Freeze you! i press the key
I start trembling then i cease to move
Feels like a god-damn brain-freeze
Tricked myself, me nerdy goof
That's why they call me
A son of a fridge
Father's a freak and
My mother a bitch
Dan' mess around with
The son of a fridge
Weird as a freak and
As mean as a bitch
That's why they call me
A son of a fridge
Father's a freak and
My mother a bitch
Dan' mess around with
The son of a fridge
Weird as a freak and
As mean as a bitch
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