King Kong Song

Eat my breakfast, drop the kids off

Thats how my daily life starts

On the highway, til' it's payday

I have a meeting with the boss

He has a wicked leg, he has a wicked leg

He likes to kick me in the ass til it turns red

I hate my job, i hate it all

I wanna be a million dollar fucking rockstar

Why!

-Wont you get me a gig before i die...

Chourus

Will write you a song song

Just as heavy as king kong

While im smoking my bong bong

I wanna be a hunk with a metalguitar

Cause people tell me i could go pretty far

I need some kicks as im Kerry King licks

And get the chicks by the bar

Now its lunchtime, cut the barbwire

I'm going to the deli and get myself a wrap

Life is rrazy, this job makes me

A suicidal freak feeling like crap

Why!

-wont you get me a gig before i die..

I will write you a song song

cause i know how to pling plong

-just like playing the ping pong

Chourus

I'll be getting the chi..Chicks by the bar

I'll be showing my tri..Tricks on guitar

They'll be blowing me bli..Blind in my car

I'll be throwing the sui..Suit on the yard

I'll be hitting my bo..Boss really hard

I'll be getting a bo..Bodyguard

Eat my breakfast, drop the kids off

Thats how my daily life starts

On the highway, til' it's payday

I have a meeting with the boss

Why!

-wont you give me a gig before i die..

I will force you to sing sing

I will give you a ring ring

and you give me some bling bling

Chorus