AAA (feat. Alaska Thunderfuck, Courtney Act & Willam)

What am I doing?

AAA

Hieee

G'day

And general introductions

Got a new song and here's the instructions

Keep it upbeat with a lot of BPMs

No park and bark so you better move your stems

You're here to have fun and maybe get messy

Don't touch our wigs or bitch we'll get testy

Do not hate, don't discriminate

Do not Ashley or Mary Kate

American Apparel is all gone

So we wrote this brand new song

Please don't bore us, get to the chorus

Please don't bore us, get to the chorus

Please don't bore us, get to the chorus

Aah

AAA, and now we walk this way

AAA, back to the front, to the side, to the hey

AAA, from Sydney to LA

AAA, we're out of things to say

AAA

Hey, hey, hey you wanna meet the triple A's

What does triple A stand for anyway?

A is for Alaska

Can't you talk any faster?

The next A is for Act

Representing Aussie and that's a fact

Willam is an A with no extra I

Wanna see what's going on between these thighs?

Started a band with our best gal pals

We take Venmo, cash, or PayPal

Asia, Africa, USA

Turn it up and say AAA

Please don't bore us, get to the chorus

Please don't bore us, get to the chorus

Please don't bore us, get to the chorus

Aah

AAA, and now we walk this way

AAA, back to the front, to the side, to the hey

AAA, from Sydney to LA

AAA, we're out of things to say

AAA

Double D, triple A, batteries charged

We don't wear wigs with a front that's hard

Back, front, back, my lace front

Shenanigans, shows, and stunts

Willam likes bangs

Alaska got buns

Courtney's got them all

But only wears one

The triple A girls that's what we're called

Come to the party and we'll snatch you bald

We don't just sing songs in gay bars

We also fix automotive cars

Please don't bore us, get to the chorus

Please don't bore us, get to the chorus

Please don't bore us, get to the chorus

Aah

AAA, and now we walk this way

AAA, back to the front, to the side, to the hey

AAA, from Sydney to LA

AAA, we're out of things to say

AAA

AAA

YMC fucking A

AAA

Does this place have valet? (Beep beep)

AAA

Girl is that wig ombré? (It's a Vanity in blueberry tart)

AAA

Let me get that flyaway

AAA

Which one's the Beyoncé? (Me! Does that make me LaTavia?)

AAA

Trinity K Bonet (no way! Where?)

AAA

Please stay on the line for a brief survey

AAA

Nomi, do a piqué! (you call that a piqué turn?)

AAA

No brunch on matinée

AAA

You are a gay cliché