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Killer Tofu

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Killer Tofu

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Fast food feels fuzzy

'Cause it's made from stuff that's scuzzy

I always thought I was such a nerd

I refused to touch that strange bean curd

I wouldn't eat i

But it ate you

Killer tofu

Killer tofu

I eat my sugar cereal

But it makes my teeth bacterial

If you feeling kind of cruddy

Just stick right by your buddy

I don't eat too much fried food

Killer tofu

Killer tofu

If you feeling kind of cruddy

Just stick right by your buddy

I don't eat too much fried food

Killer tofu

Killer tofu

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