Tomorrow Is a Latter Day

We are still Latter Day Saints, all of us

Even if we change some things, or or we break the rules

Or we have complete doubt that God exists

We can still all work together and make this our paradise planet

You, you want to stay here with me?

I'd do anything for you; you're my best friend

Don't worry little buddy

Know this much is true

Tomorrow is a Latter Day

And I am here for you

Tomorrow is a Latter Day

Tomorrow is a Latter Day

Tomorrow is a Latter DAY!

I am a Latter Day Saint (Latter Day)

I help all those I can

I see my friends through times of joy and sorrow (Times of joy and sorrow)

What happens when we're dead (Who cares now?)

We shouldn't think that far ahead

The only latter day that matters is tomorrow

The skies are clear and now the suns coming out

It's a Latter Day tomorrow (Hiyiya)

Put your worries and your sorrows and your cares away

And focus on a Latter Day

Tomorrow is a Latter Day (Whoo!)

I am a Latter Day saint

Along with all my town

We always sit together come what may!

We love to dance and shout

And let all the feelings out

And work to make a better Latter Day

Hum na-haya hum hum na-haya

We'll be here for each other every step of the way

And make a Latter Day tomorrow (Hum na-haya)

Americans already found a cure for AIDS

But they're saving it for a Latter Day (yeah!)

Tomorrow is a Latter Day

I believe (Tomorrow is a Latter Day)

I believe (Love and joy and all the things that matter day)

I believe (Tomorrow is a bigger, badder Latter Day)

I believe (Tomorrow, tomorrow is a Latter Day)

I believe (A happy ending on a platter day)

I believe (Tomorrow is a doper, phatter Latter Day)

Why are Mormons happy?

It's because we know

It's a Latter Day tomorrow

So if you're sad put you're hands together and pray

That tomorrow's gonna be a Latter Day

And then it probably will be a Latter Day

Tomorrow is a Latter Day

So what will tomorrow bring?

What does the future hold?

I can almost see it now...

Hello

My name is Elder Matumbo

And I would like to share with you the most amazing book

Hello (Hello)

My name is Sister Kimbe

It's a book about a people who were poor and sad like you

A sacred text (Hello)

Of pioneers and frogs (Fuck frogs)

And how you can find salvation if you if you just believe

Hi ho (Ding dong) Hello (Boba Fett!)

You have a lovely mud hut

And if you just put down the gun, I'll show you - Oh! Ok, I'll leave!

Hello (Hello)

My name is Elder Galli

You will love all of the happiness this book can bring

Hello (Hello)

My name is Elder Butt-Fucking-Naked...

Did you know that the clitoris is a holy sacred thing?

Find paradise (With Jesus Christ)

And no more war (Hello) (Nice door!)

You read that Book of Mormon, did you know there's more?

We swear (We really care)

This is not a scam (No ma'am)

Have you heard the story of our prophet Arnold Cunningham?

(Arnold Cunningham) (Hello) (Arnold Cunningham)

(Hello) (Arnold Cunningham)(Helloooooo)

Hello (Hello)

Our church is going strong (Hello)

And if you let us in we'll show you how you can belong (Hello)

Join our family (Hello)

And set your spirit free (Hello)(Hello)

We can fully guarantee you that this book will change your life (Hello)

This book will change your life (Hello)

This book will change your life (Book will change)

This book will change your life

The book of Arnold...

Hello!

We are Latter Day Saints (Yeah!)

We take like one day at a time

When the chips are down we know just what to say (We know just what to say)

The past may be in tatters

But today is all that matters (Hum na-haya)

Because today is yesterday's Latter Day (Hoo hoo hoo oho oho)

Thank you God!

Ma ha nei bu, Eebowai!

Tomorrow is a Latter Day (I still have maggots in my scrotum!)