Two By Two

Do you have any idea where they're sending you, Elder Price?

Well, of course we don't really have final say over where we get sent but, I have been praying to be sent to my favorite place in the whole world.

Well, if you prayed for a location, I'm sure Heavenly Father will make it happen. You're like the smartest, best, most deserving elder the center's ever seen.

Aw, c'mon, you guys.

The most important time of a Mormon kid's life is his mission

A chance to go out and help heal the world, that's my mission

Soon I'll be off in a different place

Helping the whole human race

I know my mission will be something incredible

Elders, form a line and step forward when your name is called. Elder Young.

Yes, sir.

Your mission brother will be... Elder Grant.

That's me. Hey, brother!

And your mission location is... Norway.

Oh wow, Norway: land of gnomes and trolls!

Two by two

We're marching door to door

'cause God loves Mormons

And he wants some more

A two-year mission

Is our sacrifice

We are the Army of the Church of Jesus Christ

of Latter-Day Saints

Two by two

And today we'll know

Who will make the journey

When and where we'll go

We're fighting for a cause

But we're really, really nice

We are the Army of the Church of Jesus Christ

of Latter-Day Saints

Elder White and Elder Smith.

Oh, I knew we'd get paired together.

Your location will be... France.

France! Land of pastries and turtlenecks!

Two by two

I guess it's you and me

We're off to reach across land and sea

Satan has ahold of France

We need to knock him off his perch

We are the Soldiers of the Army of the Church

of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

Elder Cross and Elder Green, you will be serving in Japan.

Oh, Japan!

Land of soy sauce!

And Mothra!

Elder Harris and Elder Brown...

Heavenly Father

Where will I go on my mission?

Will it be China

Or Old Mexico on my mission?

It could be San Fran by the bay

Australia where they say, "g'day"

But I pray I'm sent to my favorite place

Orlando

I love you, Orlando

Sea World

and Disney

and Putt-Putt Golfing

Elder Price.

Yes, sir.

Your brother will be... Elder Cunningham.

That's me! That's me! Hello!

Oh, hi.

And your mission location is... Uganda.

Uganda.

Uganda... cool... where is that?

Africa.

Oh boy, like Lion King!

Two by two

And now it's time to go

Our paths have been revealed so let's start the show

Our shirts are clean and pressed

And our haircuts are precise

We are the Army of the Church

We are the Army of the Church

We are the Army of the Church of Jesus

Christ

Two by two

We march for victory

Armed with the greatest book in history

We'll convert everyone

All across the planet Earth

That is the beauty of

The essence of

The purpose of

The mission of

The soldiers of the Army of the Church of Jesus Christ

of Latter-Day Saints