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Artist: The Boys (UK)
Canonical path: /the-boys/classified-susie
Related lyric paths: 6
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Classified Susie
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Classified Susie
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The Boys - Classified Susie
Pretty housewife, twenty-one
Interested in daytime fun AC/DC...
She's not choosy
Any place now, yours or hers
Nine till five her husband works
Got a new vibrator, she wants to use it
AC DC... she's not choosy
Will return same day Photographs you send her
She can handle, threesomes foursomes, but no
conventions
Contact Susie... classified Susie
Contact Susie... classified Susie
Yum yum yum
Pretty housewife twenty-one
Interested in daytime fun
AC/DC... She's not choosy
Any method, any style
Any colour, any size
Got a new vibrator, she wants to use it
AC DC... she's not choosy
Will return same day Photographs you send her
She can handle... Threesomes foursomes, but no
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