I Miss My Coochie Coo

Sha la las and cutesy talk

Can fill a whole LP

But novelty songs about love gone wrong

Really work their charm on me

Friends say put a column

In some weekly metropolitan

Don't stretch social courtesies

So sodapop pity's lost all its fizzy

He's still my patootie

And once the fizzy goes flat

It's light-weight, wracked

I miss my coochie coo

Now I'm boohoo blue

She's got his time to kill

While candles burn in my room

So I sit at home and watch the late night news

'Cause I'm hooked on tragic events

The bullies and their boom-doom, whoa

And once the fizzy goes flat

You're a second-rate sap and beau

For Betty Boop

I miss my coochie coo

Now I'm boohoo blue

She's got his time to kill

While candles burn in my room

I miss my coochie coo

(They were a couple)

Now I'm boohoo blue

(He burst her bubble)

She's got his time to kill

(It's such a cruel fate)

While candles burn in my room)

(Living with heartache)

Coochie coo (Heartache)

Coochie coo (Heartache)

Coochie coo (Heartache)

My coochie coo...