If You Were Alien

If you were alien, an extraterrestrial torn in two missing home

I would leave my world, board your silver rocket ship

Blast off to the stars, just we two

If you were alien, an intergalactic girl missing your friends way up there

As I hold your hand we'll zip past the planets and pass the milky way, ork 'n' alf's malmack

I'll be with you, yes just we two

And steer clear of the ones ruled by apes

Sha la la la la la la la la, sha la la la la la la

If you were alien I'd call you my martian man

Bake banana cake as you drive us through the doom

Of scary asteroids that could smash us all apart

When autopilot's on we nap an hour or two

But what if the world went pop?...I'll be with you

Still do you really think that'd be enough?...yes just we two...we'll start anew.

And steer clear of the ones ruled by apes.

Sha la la la la la la la la, sha la la la la la la

Say goodbye to all night t.v.

I guess I'll miss my ma and pa

But as long as you are near me

The distance won't hurt as much

If you were an alien girl I'd kiss your alien lips.

And if you want to vacate this planet I don't mind a one-way ticket

If you were an alien girl

I'd call you my martian man