Afterlife

Seconds ago I was in a duel

Fighting hard for Hogwarts school

I remember a flash of green

Now what the hell is happening?

Surrounded by figures dressed in black

But not a single one attacks

This hooded robe is really new

And so is this dark mark tattoo

I think I've got it figured it out

I know what this is all about

I wish someone would've explained the situation and saved me from this strife

Death eater is not an occupation, it's actually the afterlife

I missed out on my chance to be a ghost and now I'm a member of Voldemort's host

Cuz I found out all dead people become death eaters

A skull-shaped mask covers my face

I never remove it just in case

It's not a fashion accessory

It hides my true identity

I turn around and raise my wand

I'm sending you to the great beyond

You'll all join us one by one

But don't worry it's tons of fun

I think I've got it figured it out

I know what this is all about

I wish someone would've explained the situation and saved me from this strife

Death eater is not an occupation, it's actually the afterlife

I missed out on my chance to be a ghost and now I'm a member of Voldemort's host

Cuz I found out all dead people become death eaters

Being a death eater isn't that bad

I get to chill out with my mom and dad

All my old friends are hanging here

We party like we're evil and drink butterbeer

We just keep adding to our team

Until one day we reign supreme

When you die forget salvation

Come join the death eater celebration

I wish someone would've explained the situation and saved me from this strife

Death eater is not an occupation, it's actually the afterlife

I missed out on my chance to be a ghost and now I'm a member of Voldemort's host

Cuz I found out all dead people become

Yeah I found out all dead people become

Yeah I found out all dead people become death eaters

Oh, oh, dead people become death eaters

Oh, oh, dead people become death eaters