What Up Man

[Chuck Inglish]

So I woke up this mornin and as I start yawnin

That {milk milk} pourin into my bowl

Then I thought to myself {thought thought to myself}

That I need to take a trip to the grocery sto'

Cause the bread is low, and the chicken I was eating

with the mashed potatoes need {a little bit of gold}

Oops wrong song lyric, meant a little bit of pepper

Step out the crib with the bearclaw slippers

Robe tied tight, chest no chest hairs

Sto' close at fo' so I gotta get there

Cause it's like 3:50 and I'm just waking up

And it take five minutes just to get to the front

Now I'm standing in long lines - lady with the baby

Probably buying some dog food, dog probably crazy

On a daily basis my days be like this

Cause I got to the register and then the store closed

[Chorus]

Yo what up man?!

If you cool what you do - warm it up then!

Can't hold it cause it's hot - put it down then!

I left my kids in daycare - pick em up then!

I'm tryna buy some new shit - what you tryna spend?

All I got is five dollars - so you broke man?

I thought I had ten dollars - so you broke then?

TV dinner on the counter - warm it up then!

Warm it up man! Warm it up then!

[Mikey Rocks]

Aiyyo come, get some, you little bums

I got a lot and you can't get none

That ice cream truck just left, if you run

you can catch - but it's out cause I got the last one

But I got a box of cones that I'm willing to sell

I'll sell the ice cream too, two scoops for a bill

I could build a sand castle without bringing a pail

And go catfish fishing and come up with a whale

But but you know what, that was easy as hell

Well maybe not the line about me catching a whale

But if I did it then it's nothing and I did it as well

Probably easy as it is to move slow for a snail

Did you know I made this beat with my mouth and a bell?

Just a F.Y.I., I'm F-L-Y

And for those that can't spell, I'm a pretty swell guy

I caught a lot of fish I think I'll have a fish fry

[Chorus]

Yo what up man?!

If you cool what you do - warm it up then!

Can't hold it cause it's hot - put it down then!

I left my kids in daycare - pick em up then!

I'm tryna buy some new shit - what you tryna spend?

All I got is five dollars - so you broke man?

I thought I had ten dollars - so you broke then?

TV dinner on the counter - warm it up then!