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Artist: The Crashtones
Canonical path: /the-crashtones/16-17
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16-17
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16-17
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She plays the way and you don't know her at all
A familiar kiss, you press your fingers in 'er
She takes a pull, you roll your eyes back into your head
And rolls some green and send her packin
You don't know how right you feel Ms. White Girl
The minutes pass and you feel hungry again
So you hit the gas to find your lady friend
A present bliss she blows the new john a kiss
Your eyes become your eyes become wet
I did not know pain til just this moment
I did not know I could feel like this
16-17, I'm protecting alabaster prom queen A maid
A woman 18 never made me feel like this or feel like that
And you'll find out if you do that
She wants a place to stay
So you take your penis from her mouth
And make my day
Now I'm gonna deal with you Jack
Jack you in the back of the hat with a baseball bat
(the john is dead)
You've won the girl, but she don't speak anymore
Wouldja tell me your name? Cuz you got the blood
on your hands now
Gimme a smile. Ya better give me something
Cuz I could give you
A punch in the face or a slap on the ass
You know I've waited so long, over the years
Cried so many tears and now you're here
So la la-lala la lala -- la la la lala lala -- la lala
16-17, I'm protecting alabaster prom queen A maid
A woman 18 never made me feel like this or feel like that
And you'll find out if you do that
She wants a place to stay
So you take your penis from her mouth
And make my day
Now I'm gonna deal with you Jack
Jack you in the back of the hat with a baseball bat
It rubs the lotion on its skin, it does this whenever it's told
Put the fucking lotion in the basket
You are nothing to me
I'm so happy
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