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Artist: The Crashtones
Canonical path: /the-crashtones/gentleman-caller
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Gentleman Caller
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Gentleman Caller
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Hey there. I've only come to learn your name
And I was wondering if you'd help me
Put an end to the game
Sophie, you say
Well could you go for a milkshake?
And maybe we could talk and get to know each other
So tell me. What do you think of your life now
Well could it be any better if, perhaps, you had someone
Maybe that's me. You never know until you try
So why don't you come home with me tonight
Bitch slut
You're only good for me to bust a nut
I'm gonna put you in the ground, whore
And maybe then a little skull fuck
Bitch slut
I think it's time I said enough's enough
You got a motherfuckin attitude. So if you wanna live
Give it up (give the muff)
Let me show you what I am used to
I won't take this. I know what I am
I deserve much more, that's why I have expectations
The world's turned upside down
And nice guys turn into booty thieves
And it's all because of you and your kind
And your kind
Oh excuse me, I dunno what came over me
I'm really upset and misunderstood
Take my hand and help me get better
You see I'm not such a bad guy deep down inside so
Why don't you come and find out
Bitch slut
You're only good for me to bust a nut
Tonight I'll treat you like an asswhore
And you'll know you'll be back for more
Bitch slut
You're the reason that nice guys turn into me
Nice guys to into me
(Even now your creamy white shoulders
Are aching for the lash)
I won't take this. I know what I am
I deserve much more, that's why I have expectations
The world's turned upside down
And nice guy's turn into booty thieves
And it's all because of you and your kind
And your kind
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