Bitchin' Camaro

Hey Jack, what's happenin'?

I don't know

Well uh, rumour around town says

You mighht be thinkin'

'Bout goin' down to the shore

Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to thhe shore

Whadda ya gonna do down there?

Uh, I don't know, p-play some video gamess

Buy some Def Leppard t-shirts

Don't forget your Motley Crue t-shirt

Y'know all proceeds go to get their

Lead singer out a' jail

Uh huh

Can't wait to go down

Hey uh, were ya goonna check out

The sand bar while you're down there?

Uh, what's the Sand Bar?

Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year-oold kids drink

Ah, cool

Ya hey, guess who's gonna be there?

Uh, who?

My favourite cover band, Crystal Ship

Wow

- Yeah, they do a Doors show

You'd be reallly impressed, in fact

It goes a little like this

Love me two times baby

Love me twice today

Love me two times girl

Cause I got AIDS

Love me two times baby

once for tomorrow

once cause I got AIDS

Uh

Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation thhere

I hope those guys have a

good sense a' humour and don't take us into court

Uh, what's the court?

Never mind that, the important thing here

You mean the People's Court

The... Now, that's another story

The impportant thing here is that we get

To the part where you ask me

How I'm gonna get down to the shore

Oh, how you gettin' down to the shore?

Funny you should ask, I've got a car now

Ah wow, how'd ya get a car?

Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas

You're kidding!

I must be, the Bahamas are islands

Okay, the important thing here is

That, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is

Uh uh, what kinda car do ya' got?

I've got a bitchin' Camaro

(1.2.3.4)

Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro!

I ran over my neighbors

Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro!

Now I'm in all the papers

My folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro

With no insurance to match

So if I happen to run you down

Please don't leave a scratch

I ran over some old lady

One night at the county fair

And I didn't get arrested

Because my dad's the mayor

Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro!

Donuts on your lawn

Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro!

Tony Orlando and Dawn

When I drive past the kids

They all spit and cuss

Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro

And they have to ride the bus

So you'd better get out of my way

When I come through your yard

Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro

And an Exxon credit card

Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro!

Hey man where ya headed?

Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro!

I'm drunk on unleaded!