Punk Rock Girl

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead

I met a girl there

And she almost knocked me dead

(Punk rock girl) please look at me

(Punk rock girl) what do you see?

Let's travel round the world

Just you and me punk rock girl

I tapped her on the shoulder

And said do you have a beau?

She looked at me and smiled

And said she did not know

(Punk rock girl) give me a chance

(Punk rock girl) let's go slamdance

We'll dress like Minnie Pearl

Just you and me punk rock girl

We went to the Philly Pizza Company

And ordered some hot tea

The waitress said: Well no

We only have it iced

So we jumped up on the table

And shouted: Anarchy

And someone played a Beach Boys song

On the jukebox

It was: California Dreamin'

So we started screaming

On such a winter's day

She took me to her parents

For a Sunday meal

Her father took one look at me

And he began to squeal

(Punk rock girl) it makes no sense

(Punk rock girl) your dad is the Vice President

Rich as the Duke of Earl

Yeah you're for me punk rock girl

We went to a shopping mall

And laughed at all the shoppers

And security guards trailed us

To a record shop

We asked for Mojo Nixon

They said: He don't work here

We said: If you don't got Mojo Nixon

Then your store could use some fixin'

We got into a car

Away we started rollin'

I said: How much you pay for this?

She said: Nothing man, it's stolen

(Punk rock) girl you look so wild

(Punk rock) girl let's have a child

We'll name her Minnie Pearl

Just you and me

Eating fudge banana swirl

Just you and me

We'll travel round the world

Just you and me punk rock girl