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Artist: The Gothic Archies
Canonical path: /the-gothic-archies/how-do-you-slow-this-thing-down
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How Do You Slow This Thing Down?
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How Do You Slow This Thing Down?
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How do you slow this thing down?
How do you make this thing slow down?
We tried to brake,
By saying "Must be some mistake."
Problem unsolved,
We said "Don't make me get involved."
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We tried to slow,
It down by shrieking "No No NO!"
We tried to halt,
By whimpering "It's not my fault."
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It's not fair.
We've tried all kinds of prayer.
We've tried science,
It sped up in defience.
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