Volunteers Fightind Disease

We are volunteers fighting disease

And we're cheerful all day long

If someone said that we were sad

That person would be wrong

We visit people who are sick

And try to make them smile

Even if their noses bleed

Or if they cough up bile

Tra la la, Fiddle dee dee

Hope you get well soon

Ho ho ho, hee hee hee

Have a heart shaped balloon

We visit people who are ill

And try to make them laugh

Even when the doctor says

We must saw them in half

We sing and sing all night and day

And then we sing some more

We sing to boys with broken bones

And girls whose throats are sore

Tra la la, Fiddle dee dee

Hope you get well soon

Ho ho ho, hee hee hee

Have a heart shaped balloon

We sing to men with measles

And to women with the flu

And if you breathe in deadly germs

We'll probably sing to you

Tra la la, Fiddle dee dee

Hope you get well soon

Ho ho ho, hee hee hee

Have a heart shaped balloon