Hocus Pocus Parody

Kidnap all the children

I wanna do it

Let’s draw straws

Sisters we should work together

Three of a kind

Birds of a feather

Now and forever

Wheeee

La, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la,

La, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la,

Kidnap the children, lock them up real tight

Throw away the key and then

Turn off all the lights

First, we’re going to set some bait

Inside a nasty trap and wait

When they come a-sneaking we will

Snap the trap and close the gate

Wait! I’ve got a better plan

To catch this bratty children clan

Let’s pop them in a boiling pot

And when we’re done we’ll butter them up

Kidnap the children

Throw them in a box

Bury them for ninety years

Then see if they talk

Then winnie’s…

Boooooooook!

Can make the whole spell work again

We’ll be so pleased, we do declare

That we’ll be young and fair

Wheeee!

I say that we take a cannon

Aim it at their door and then

Knock three times and when they answer

Little brats will be no more

You’re so stupid, think now

If we blow them up to smithereens

We may lose some pieces

And then what about my recipe?!

Kidnap your children

Come now don’t be blue

Dance, dance until you die

I put a spell on you

Because sanderson sisters are the meanest gals around

If you were on our naughty list, I’d get out of town

We’ll be so pleased by our success

We’ll live forever too, I’ll bet

Perhaps I’ll make my mother’s brew

Of snake and spider stew

Mother!

We’re the salem witches

And we take our job with pride

Do your best to please us

And stay on our good side

I wish my sisters weren’t so dumb

I’m not the dumb one

Amuck! Amuck!

Shut up!

Sorry

I’ve got something, listen now

This one is real good, you’ll see

They have my book behind their doors

Upon this night, they’ll want to read

Now, in the bed we’ll wait and hide

Until their curiosity

Entices them to look inside

And then we’ll have them

One, two, three

Kidnap the children, take them in the night

Swiftly before sunrise to suck away their lives

Kidnap the children, we’ll take thee away

Sarah, mary, winnie say the time has come to play

Kidnap the children

Come now we shall fly!

Use thy voice to fill the sky!

And bring the brats to die!

Ha,ha,ha,ha!