Sherlock Parody

Hey, john, can we go crime solving?

What, what, what, what… [many times]

Bada, badada, badada, bada

I'm gonna solve a case

Only got john watson as my partner

I – I – I'm hunting, looking for a come-up

This is bloody awesome

Nah, walk up to the scene like

What up? I got a big coat!

I'm so pumped about murders, I'm Sherlock

Dirt on the ring, she must have been naughty

Lestrade be like

Damn! that's a cold dead body!

Rollin' with a suitcase too, solved it like a piece of cake

Dressed in all pink, the killer made a big mistake

Draped in a white sheet, john sittin' next to me

Probably should'a washed this…

You wearing any pants?

No

But s****, I didn't wanna get dressed!

Typin' it, bloggin' it, watson givin' me some compliments

Examinin' those sneakers

Someone else's been walkin' in

Body in the mortuary

I'm whipping' and floggin' it

The name is sherlock homes address 221b baker street

I am gonna take the fall

I am gonna take the fall

No for real stay where you are

Goodbye John

Sherlock!

Lazy silk robe and no house slippers

9 Millimeter hand gun that I found diggin'

He had a pair of glasses, I stole his pair of glasses

I stole some eyeliner

Then I drew a mustache

Hello, hello, my ace man, my mello

John ain't happy ‘bout my resurrection, hell no

I could take some pro wings

Search them good, bingo

Moriarty be like

Aw, he solved the velcros

I'm gonna solve a case

Only got john watson as my partner

I – I – I'm hunting

Looking for a come-up this is bloody awesome

Whatcha know about rockin'

Some curls on your noggin?

What you knowin' about wearin' a deerstalker?

I'm digging, I'm digging

I'm searching for pink luggage

One man's trash, that's another man's come up

There's the woman who's seductive

She's naked and defrocked

Stole her phone, the code was sherlocked

I'm at the flat, you can find me at (baker street)

Any, any client, I'm accepting at (baker street)

Your hubby, your aunty, your grandpa, your bunny

I took the bloody guardsman case, second-hand

Solved it in my mind palace

The hollow client that was solved in my mind palace

Serial killers, oh its christmas in my mind palace

They be like

Oh, my brother's a psychopath

I'm like, yo a high functioning sociopath

Limited edition, let's do some simple deduction

The van buren supernova that painting is a fake, bitch

Damn!

I call that getting swindled and tricked

Damn!

I call that the science of deduction

That club was hella dough

But searching for a clue

While intoxicated in this room is a hella don't

Think hard, let's play a game a game of murder

Tryin to wake me from my drugs and you hella won't

Man you hella won't

Sherlock cluin' for looks yeah!

I'm gonna solve a case

Only got john watson as my partner

I – I – I'm hunting, looking for a come-up

This is bloody awesome

You know the game is on

I look incredible

I'm in this big ass coat

From that flat 221b

You know the game is on

Damn right!

I look incredible

Ah, come on man!

I'm in this big ass coat

Big ass coat!

From that flat 221b

Let's go!

I'm gonna solve a case

Only got john watson as my partner

I – I – I'm hunting, looking for a come-up

This is bloody awesome

Miss me?