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Real Girls Eat Cake

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Real Girls Eat Cake

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Hey, girl

I see you made an effort with your lipstick

But you got some on your teeth

You fucking dipshit

You're like a hot mess and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).

Let's go

When we go out we make a great team

You eat like a dude and lick your plate clean

You're my kind of girl and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah)

I'll be the first to take you to the prom at high school

I'll get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves

I even wrote this stupid song because I like you (really stupid this song)

I don't need a girl who worries about a thigh gap

I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that

You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date

'Cause real girls eat cake

To me you are prettier than Adriana Lima

The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror

When you're with me you can be who you want for fuck sake

'Cause real girls eat cake

I really really like the way your face is (it's beautiful)

Even when there's food stuck in your braces (yummy)

But I still snog you 'cause I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Let me have a word with your mum

'Cause she's sexy ('cause she's sexy)

It must run in her genes

If you get me,

I gotta admit that I like her (yeah, yeah, yeah)

I'll be the first to take you to the prom at high school

I'll get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves

I even wrote this stupid song because I like you (I like you)

I don't need a girl who worries about a thigh gap

I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that

You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date

'Cause real girls eat cake

To me you are prettier than adriana lima

The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror

When you're with me you can be who you want for fuck sake

'Cause real girls eat cake

Real girls, real girls

Real girls eat cake

Real girls, real girls

Real girls eat cake

Real girls, real girls

Real girls eat cake

Real girls, real girls

Real girls eat cake

To me you are prettier than Adriana Lima

The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror

When you're with me you can be who you want for fuck sake

'Cause real girls eat cake

Chocolate, strawberry, banana

And vanilla cake that would be nice

And ice whipped cream cake

And chocolate cake also with a lemon

And hot cake

And some fat cake overthere

And some tomatosauce cake overthere

Vegemite cake ooooh what more cakes do we have?

Jacob fultons

Hmm, cake

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