This Lancashire Town

I bloomin' love Lancashire me

I were born here, I were raised here

And I thought I were gonna die here

That's until work come to me and said

We got a new plant down south

your gonna have to move down there for work

To Coventry! BOOOOOOOOOO!

Well I didn't know what to do for best

So I thought I'd have a bit of a stroll around

Get some memories

See if I can figure out what I'm going for dee.

I kissed my girl

By PC World

I dropped me crisps

Outside WH Smiths

They chopped down that tree

To build a KFC

Good!

In this Lancashire Town

This Lancashire Town

We both held hands

Outside Matalan's

I tucked in me vest

Outside the old Nat West

I dreamt of Gherkins

Outside Dorothy Perkins

In this Lancashire Town

My Lancashire Town

Oh it's all changed since my day

I'll tell you that for nowt

Used to be Dixons down the road

It's now Curry Digi Kill

Theres a one way system down by leslies pie shop

It's chaos there at three o'clock

Can't get through, not for love nor money

Used to be all fields at the bottom of my road

Well that's still there National Trust has seen to that

All the pubs have funny names

Like Fashion and Which

Not seen a Pig & Albert for years

I sighed a sigh

Passing MFI

I received a text

Getting socks from Next

I bought Die Hard 3

In the sale at HMV

Oh yes

In this Lancashire Town

A lovely Lancashire town

When they knocked down th'Argos

I stood and cried

But then they built a TK Maxx

So that's alreet

I ate my onion rings

Outside a Burger King

In this Lancashire Town

What a Lancashire town

Well with so many eye-watering beautiful memories

How could I move?

I were born here

I were raised here

And I'll be buried here

Next to me greyhounds and me whippets at the bottom of the garden

I can't do this

I wont do it

Then I thought about that text that I got off Brian in Next

It says it's double money down in Coventry

So I had another look round

And thought sod the lot of you's

Double money

I'm off next week

Ta-ra