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Artist: The Late Night Show
Canonical path: /the-late-night-show/teddy-bear-love-affair
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Teddy Bear Love Affair
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Teddy Bear Love Affair
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You were my teddy bear for oh so many years.
Needless to say when you left I shed a ton of tears.
We slept together every single night.
People thought it was wrong but it felt oh so, so right.
But now you've gone and ran away
And my dog bit off your head.
He slobbered on your stomach.
Oh! Teddy Bear!Why'd you ever leave my bed?
You protected me from the monsters in my bed.
We always slept toe to toe and head to head.
If I think about it I can feel your fuzzy skin against mine
I hope you come back to visit me sometime.
But now you've gone and ran away
And my dog bit off your head.
He slobbered on your stomach.
Oh! Teddy Bear!Why'd you ever leave my bed?
It's been months but still I cry
Just because I never had the chance to say goodbye.
Thinking back to that day you left.
Oh!Teddy Bear!I'll have you know I wept.
But now you've gone and ran away
And my dog bit off your head.
He slobbered on your stomach.
Oh! Teddy Bear!Why'd you ever leave my bed?
But now you've gone and ran away
And my dog bit off your head.
He slobbered on your stomach.
Oh! Teddy Bear!Why'd you ever leave my bed?
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