Bikini Babe Workout

Picture this, we up in the gold's gym pumping

Perfecting the science of straight lifting something

On your mark

Get set

We rippin' a rep, gonna spray the whole bench

Press up with our sweat

But then, both of us turned to the gym door

And both of our jaws hit the gym floor

'Cause there stood the two most bodacious babes

In bikinis, my heart stopped faster than fellini's

They headed straight for us

I reached for my jimmy hats

But then they pinned us back to the bench man

They had us trapped

Told us to wake up and smell the folgers

Then stood up like two toy soldiers

Then while remaining stiff

They fell into our hands, looked down, said, lift

So I turned to my man

Lift girls instead of weights?

Man, this is nuts

Then we cocked back our muscles and lifted 'em up

Then time slowed down (slowed down)

All that mattered was this moment

Bench pressing bodacious babes

In bikinis is the best bodybuilding craze

You can ditch the barbells and the fancy weights

Cause we g-g-guarantee that you're gonna look great

In the world of weights, the bench press is the coolest

Add two babes, now your fuckin' with the newness

A new routine that'll change your attitude-ness

Your whole self-esteem will scream: I've made improvements

But make sure the two girls are the same sizes

Cause you don't want your biceps lopsided

I'm a lean cut of beef, you can call me top-sided

We've seen the results for ourselves, and we're delighted

A babe walked in and she wanted me to lift her

But she was in sweatpants, so I dismissed her

With a good bikini grip, you never risk a blister

Sweatpants slide, that's a hazard to the lifter

And when we do pushups, they sit on our backs

And when we take a breather, we sit on their laps

But when the breather is done we bounce back to the bench

Babes stiffen then dip into our hands outstretched

And we cock back our muscles, get our fingers all clenched

Then send 'em to the heavens

'Cause heaven they sent

Then light shone down (then light shone down)

Bathing all in a moment of divinity (bathing all in a moment of divinity)

Bench pressing bodacious babes

In bikinis is the best bodybuilding craze

You can ditch the barbells and the fancy weights

Cause we g-g-guarantee that you're gonna look great

Now we gotta address the elephant on the room

A lot of guys to the girls be like: How you doin'?

They wanna take advantage and have sex with the babes

Who are here for a workout, and not for a date

So keep your dick in your pants

And treat the babes with respect

Cause when you're peckin' at their ear

Then we're not working our pecks

I've got such is the life of trailblazers

It's the bikini babe workout

And we're the creators

And I will lift you up

And you will be set free

And we will be transformed

As the heavens weep