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Artist: The Lonely Island
Canonical path: /the-lonely-island/finest-girl-bin-laden-song
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Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)
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Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)
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Finest girl I ever met in my whole life
Wanted to take her home, make her my wife
Knew she was a freak when she started talking
She said: Fuck me like we fucked bin laden (wow)
That girl was freak
She said she wanted me to fuck her
Harder than the military
Fucked bin laden
Fucked bin laden
Fucked bin laden
She wanted to fuck me
Harder than the us government
Fucked bin laden
She was a freaky kind of girl
Kept up with current events from all around the world
More specifically, one event
The time osama bin laden got shot in the head
She said: Do me like that
But I couldn't track the metaphor
That said, I can see you horny like a stegosaur
That said again your request is so irregular
She put on a beard
I started looking at the exit door
Then a turban
Then a tunic
She said: Invade my cave with your special unit
I said: He wasn't in a cave, but there was no stopping
She demanded that I fuck her like we
Fucked bin laden
Fucked bin laden
Fucked bin laden
She wanted to fuck me
Harder than the us government
Fucked bin laden
This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax
With the clinical efficiency of the assassination
Of bin laden
You're harboring a fugitive (that ass)
My justice will be punitive (I'ma smash)
Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro
She tried to negotiate, I said that's a no-no
Now I'm creeping in her bedroom like go-go
She tells me to go low
Then looks down and tells me that I gotta
Terrorize that pussy
Gotta terrorize that pussy
So I did it, improvise some crazy shit
Seal team sixty-nines executing the hit
She said: You've finished me off, now throw my body in the ocean
I yell: Geronimo! And took some pictures for posting
The president called, he said: Congratulations Connor!
I said: Mr. President, to what do I owe this honor?
He said: Come give me the deets in the White House garden
I got to know how you fucked her like we
Fucked bin laden
Fucked bin laden
Fucked bin laden
I still can't say that I see the appeal, but she wanted me to fuck her like we
Fucked bin laden
Oh, this girl insisted that, that the way we did it was merciless and exact sanity attack
Just like the now-famous attack that fucked
Osama bin Laden
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