Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton)

Intercom: Guys, Michael Bolton is here

Andy: Oh great, send him in.

Michael: Hey guys

All: Hey, thanks for coming.

[Andy:] How's it goin'?

Michael: I'm really sorry I'm late I just got caught up watching the Pirates of the Caribbean marathon... have you seen those things?

All: Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great.

Michael: Well I listened to your track and I loved it, and I wrote you this big, sexy hook I think you're gonna really dig.

Andy: Oh wow that's great, awesome. You wanna just lay it down?

Michael: Boys let's get to it (to it to it to it)

Andy:

Uh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton (yeah)

The night starts now

Together on the track, the boys are back

The night starts now

Night starts now, baby, roll with us

Chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up (rollin' up!)

Blow through the doors, ain't no holdin' up

Black card at the bar like I gives a f*ck (come on!)

Jorma:

Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set

F*ck the fellas looking jealous

Play the back and get wet (Yeah yeah)

Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock,

You either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.

Michael:

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow

Pirate so brave on the seven seas (What?)

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga

Raven locks sway on the ocean's breeze

Akiva:

Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club

Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love (Keira Knightley!)

Motherf*cking ice-man, I'm the top gunner

Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner (Jack Sparrow!)

Andy:

Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy",

More like the "meet ya, take you home and f*ck you twice guy"

(Yeah yeah!)

All dressed up with nowhere to run,

And now I make you feel crazy with the-

(Now back to the good part!)

Michael:

From the day he was born

He yearned for adventure (No!)

Old Captain Jack (Yeah)

Giving them what for

He's the pauper of the surf

The jester of Tortuga (Oh God)

But is Davy Jones' locker

What lies in store? (Yeah, we've seen the movie)

Andy:

Throw your hands in the air

And say hell yeah

Michael:

Captain Jack (What?)

Johnny Depp (No)

Jorma:

From the front to the back

Say we count stacks c'mon

Michael:

Davy Jones (nope)

Giant squid (wrong)

Akiva:

Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up

Michael:

Roger that let me try it with another film (wait)

Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump (not better)

Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed

I give Jenny all my love (come on)

Okay, then I'm a legal aid

Erin Brockovich is my name (oh, God)

Then you can call me Scarface

Snortin' mountains of cocaine (close enough)

You cockroaches wanna play rough?

Okay, I'm reloaded! Ha ha!

This is the tale of Tony Montana

Cubano flame with the Miami nuts

(Take it home!)

Got a basehead wife

But her womb is polluted

This whole town's a pussy

Just waiting to get f*cked

Just waiting to get f*cked!

(Okay, it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile)

You complete me (Yeah, yeah okay)