Japan

Whoa!

I can't believe we're in Japan!

Look at all the lights!

The food!

The people!

Wow!

We're three cool white friends in Japan (Japan!)

We've never been to Japan

So we wrote a song about the three of us in Japan

And our label has to pay for it

Here we are at our five star hotel

The one from LOST IN TRANSLATION (In Japan!)

The views are amazing

And their champagne waiting

Because that's how we wrote it (Yummy!)

And now the label has to pay for the video (yay!)

And pay for everything that we say (no matter what!)

For example I'll be getting a massage right now

And I'll be drinking some sake (So expensive!) (Who cares?)

Here we are at the most expensive sushi restaurant in Japan (mmm!)

And now we're at Tokyo Disneyland

And now we're in Hawaii for one random shot that our label has to pay for!

Cause we're three cool white friends in Japan (In Asia!)

The fact that we're white isn't why we're friends

But we are white, and we're friends (In Japan)

At this point in the video we'll be super drunk (WEEEE!)

[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/japan-lyrics-the-lonely-island.html ]

Standing near some kind of Dragon

And then we'll buy some stinky used girls panties

Out of one of those pervert vending machines

Now we've seen sumo wrestling live

Unless we get dropped by our label

Cause we're three white douchebags in Japan (That's us!)

It's all part of our master plan

To get some much needed R&R

At the expense of Universal Records

Wow Look at all this Japanese money

It's called Yen

I heard it's worth more than American money

Let's dump it in the river!

(phone rings)

Moshi Moshi

Guys it's the label

This video's really expensive and-

BYE!!

Pokemon!

Dump it in the River!

Our rental car!

Dump it in the River!

This old guy!

Dump him in the river!

And now we're flying home first class!