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Artist: The Lonely Island
Canonical path: /the-lonely-island/meet-the-crew
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Meet The Crew
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Meet The Crew
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Lonely Island, we got the whole family here
Time to meet the crew, y'all
My name is Jorm, you could call me J-Orgus
Ride around town bumping Fugees in a tortoise
Yo, I'm Artemus Prime, also known as Young Sandwich
Lonely Island got amigos like my man John Lanis
Kiv in the house but you can call me Young Dad
Rocking pink Adidas, never wear plaid
I'm Little Tony, I'm always playing pranks
Make you run out the room 'cause my booty's gang
I'm the fat one, they call me Fat Bob
I get all the ladies even though I'm a slob
I'm Piccolo Pete, I'm a part of the crew
You'll know that it's me from the sound of my flute
Hell, I'm Sick Eric, I'm always sick
You can catch me on the corner taking antibiotics
They call me Smooth Guy 'cause I be drinking mad smoothies
You think I got my name from my voice, that just ain't true, G
They call me Creepy Zeke, you know I do my own thing
My rhymes ain't good but I'm fun in small doses
They call me Boring Steven, I don't know why
My rhymes are dope and my whip is fly (it's fucking bullshit)
I'm a rich guy, I'm doing this as a lark
My sense of humor is extremely dark
I'm new to the crew and no one trusts me at all
If they'd get to know me they'd see I'm a ball
People call me Tiny, my name is ironic
I'm 12 feet tall, my life is hard
I'm a little lost, is this the right studio?
I work for Rod Stewart, you know what? I'm gonna go
I wear stripes that match the wallpaper
I'm hiding now but I'll surprise you later
Well, my name is Greg and I'm on the phone
It was my mom's birthday so I had to fly home
We're the Booty Twins, always smokin' Buddha Bless
Never obsess, Buddha Bless is the best
Hey, I'm Rod Stewart, I'm looking for my tech
He's always wandering off, what a pain in the neck
So there it is, one third of the crew
The rest couldn't be here or phone in
But best believe they are missed
Lonely Island, we out
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