Oakland Nights (feat. Sia)

Step into my crib, everything smell like cool water

And if you're comin' to mine you know it's drakkar noir

Now have a seat on this couch made of horse leather

I'm told the horse that it's from could run fast and far

Whooo, that shit is sexy

Tell the maitre'd at your booty to expect me

I'm solo and I'm flexing but don't try to soloflex me

Nordictrack all day

Squats in the living room, can I get a witness?

The greatest aphrodisiac is physical fitness

So take off your Guess and let go of your stress

'Cause the classic shit is what comes next

Silk robes and kimonos

Silk robes and kimonos

Change outta your own clothes

These athletic days, but oh those

Oakland nights

Silk robes and kimonos

It's our pleasure to loan those

Pumps and pantsuits all day

All work, no play, no way

It's time for

Oakland nights

In the bedroom champagne on ice

I make erotic shadow puppets in the candle light

Your hair's crimped, all frizzy ‘cause you frivolous

I feel like macho man and you my miss Elizabeth

Sizzlish, do some crunches and some scissor kicks

Body shaved slick like an exquisite fish

Drag your Libra thumbnails down my hairless chest

Now pull my sash, my body shakes like a leaf

Revealing the cloth of my cheetah-print briefs

And I love the way your high-cut thong

Make your butt long

Now take ‘em off

But you know what to leave on

Silk robes and kimonos

Silk robes and kimonos

Peel off your pleated polos

These athletic days, but oh those

Oakland nights

Silk robes and kimonos

I pound the taiko drum in your dojo

Days in padded blazers

Filing papers, no more

It's time for

Oakland nights

Silk robes and kimonos

Silk robes and kimonos

I'm a pro when I bone but I do it pro-bono

You work hard days so you deserve the

Oakland nights

We're the Oakland knights of the Round Table

Plus I'll take you out to pizza at the Round Table

Pizza, my favorite pizzeria in Oakland

But bring a change cause you can't wear your silk robe in