Friends for Never

One day we're friends forever

Next day we're friends for never

Who say -- you say -- we're best friends

I say -- he say -- till the end

Our friendships like a slice of chocolate cake

You're the icing you'd be the sponge

When we're together we become

A perfect way to end a perfect dinnertime

Quite substantial, glass of wine

A tasty mint goes down a treat and helps my indigestion...

Digest this factual piece of evidence

I'm your butter you're my toast

The gravy on my sunday roast

I'm not a fan of your roasts...

What do you mean,

You told me that you liked the one i cooked the other day... i don't remember, you said you liked the sprouts, i don't know what to say

Then you should shut your mouth

One day we're friends forever

Go take some singing lessons

What was that? -- nothing twat

You're a prick

Eat my shit, no thank you

It wouldn't be nice

Our friendships kind of like a prostitute (how?)

Quite worn out, yet still quite fit

Quite nice arse great pair of tits

Well that's not relevant...

Isn't it?

You're full of shit and that's quite relevant

Is it?

I'm gonna have a think...

Will you tell me what you think of?...

...no

One day we're friends,

The next we're not

It's so confusing the why's and what (what)

The hell i thought that we were friends just now...

Then i remember we had a row

We're like brad pitt and angela

But we don't have a child from cambodia

I'm sick and tired of us having no fun

Stop being pussys and go and work your

Problems out son cuz i'm done

One day we're born together

Next day it's stormy weather

Who say -- you say -- we're not friends

I say -- he say -- fuck you bender

One day i'm your blood brother

Next day it's 'fuck your mother'

No offence -- tell your mum

I think she's quite nice

That particular dig

Was directed at you... and not your mother