Medium Pimpin'

Now that we rolling in dough

Let's get a yacht with a bed

But we don't have enough

Let's buy a dingy in...stead

We wanna drink crystal

But settled with soda

We couldn't buy a porsche

Let's pimp out a skoda

Yeah! medium pimpin

Living the dream

Instead a caviar bitch

Got vanilla ice cream

No care in the world

Just got numerous pounds

We only travel first class

On the underground

Medium pimpin'

(car with wheels)

Moderately pimpin'

(fancy meals)

Averagely pimpin'

(sex appeal)

Medium pimpin pimpin pimpin

Train to soho

Pick up some ho-ho's

Can only get a chat,

Not enough for a blow-blow

(ha!!) medium bitches

Hard to afford

I shop so much at asda

I'm sponsored by george

We wanted some dancers

But children were cheaper

Got so much fucking money

I could buy your sister

Buy your mama

Buy your papa

Dress em up as animals

And take a picture

Medium pimpin'

(chandelier)

Standardly pimpin'

(unlimited beer)

Mediocre pimpin'

(new career)

Medium pimpin pimpin pimpin

Now i am a rich man

Na, na, na, na, na, naaaa

Medium pimpin'

Medium pimpin'

Medium gangster

Medium height

(ba-na-na-na)

Optician

Told me i got medium sight

(ba-na-na-na)

Average pits

With an average smell

(ba-na-na-na)

And downstairs

Pretty average aswel

(ba-na-na-na)

Medium dance

With a minimal beat

Minimum clothes

On medium seats

Medium shoulders

Minimal hands

Spread your legs, lois lane

I'm super-medium-man

Medium pimpin'

(bronze shoes)

Moderately pimpin'

(bronze cain)

Averagely pimpin'

(bronze gloves)

Medium pimpin

(bronze brain)

Wow

Now i am a rich man

Na, na, na, na, na, naaaa

Medium pimpin'

(bigger than small)

Medium pimpin'

(smaller than big)

Medium pimpin' baby

That's right spending cheese

Cheese?

Yeah that means money

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