Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way

I should be standing at the bar, waving a ten pound note around

But I sit here on the sofa at my girls house

I should be chatting shit as I'm nobbing out another stout

But I'll roach a spliff watching the TV for now

I should be watching the fruit machines for which one will pay out

But I sit on the sofa at my girls, anyhow

I should be legging it from a cab, like a mad little lout

But Ill roach a spliff, watching the TV throughout

I know I never tell her, but every single day man

I'm always thinking loads about her

She's the best thing that ever happened to me and

I dont know what I'd do without her

I should actually go out and about, flip some beer mats

Instead of sitting here at my girls gaff

Cos all I seem to do is sit in this habitat

Just roaching a spliff watching the TV and that

On the TV at my house, theres a bit broken at the back

So I use my girls TV to watch the match

Yeah, I might head out later to get off this beaten track

Of watching the TV, roaching up on the same old mat

I know I never tell her, but every single day man

I'm always thinking loads about her

She's the best thing that ever happened to me and

I dont know what I'd do without her

But on second thoughts I wont do shots, no I think I will

Sit on the sofa and eat my TV meal

I would actually much prefer to just sit here and chill

Roaching a spliff, watching Eastenders or The Bill

Cos basically, I love her and I love been here still

And I love sitting on the sofa with my girl, for real

I dont wanna knock my mates, but there it'sthe same old drill

Roaching a spliff, watching the TV is my will

I know I never tell her, but every single day man

I'm always thinking loads about her

She's the best thing that ever happened to me and

I dont know what I'd do without her

No fuck that, I might ask my mates where theyll be drinking

From the sofa giving them a ding

Tell em, I will go threes on that gram later on this evening

Instead of roaching a spliff, watching the TV again

And then go out, whilst back at hers, she does her ting

Sitting on the sofa at her end

But as I watch the big screen I know I will quite miss

Me and her, roaching a spliff, watching the TV again

I know I never tell her, but every single day man

I'm always thinking loads about her

She's the best thing that ever happened to me and

I dont know what I'd do without her

I've got one packet of rizla over there, and it's nearly run out.

I've got bits of cigarette all over the place

The clipper needs a shake, the ashtray needs emptying

But i wouldn't have it any other way