Hide the Beer, the Pastor's Here!

the straw runs down his arm and leg

under the carpet out to the keg

a secret party tonight at Point Loma

and the hate in your heart you're hiding well

but the booze on your breath is easy to smell

there's a six-pack to hide

on the Oral U side

let's drive to oklahoma

hide the beer, the pastor's here

hide the beer, think of your career

he might find out that we're human beins'

and bring us all down to the rack and the ruin

she had a beer as an evening snack

when the 'scripture man' planned a sneak attack

suspension's the buzz out at Wheaton

as she packed her bags and gathered her books

'scripture man' gave her that lustful look

yes lust is his brew but no one sees through

his minty fresh breath ain't reekin'

when the coast is clear, you can kiss me, dear

together we'll have hell to pay

so wear a beard, the pastor's here

put the "R" rated movie away

yeah, hide the beer, the pastor's here

hide the beer, think of your career

he might find out that we're human beins'

and bring us all down to the rack and the ruin

hide the beer (biola!)

hide the beer (bethel!)

wear a beard (west mont!)

hide the beer (calvin college!)

hide the beer (azusa pacific!)

hide the beer (liberty baptist!)

hide the beer (san jose bible college!)

hide the beer (bob jones!)

hide the beer (taylor u!)

hide the beer (california baptist!)

hide the beer (gordon college!)

hide the beer (calvin klein!)

hide the beer!

george fox, moody bible institute,

seattle pacific, baylor, smu, pacific christian,

jimmy swaggart u, john brown,

anderson, eastern mennonite, fort wayne bible,

grand rapids baptist, greenville, grove city, nyack,

travecca nazarine, multnoma school of the bible,

inland empire school of the bible, philadelphia college of the bible,

whitworth spring arbor,

and south & north western. . .

northwestern!