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Artist: The Texas Drag Queen Massacre
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Freaks Of The Family
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Freaks Of The Family
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Whoa!
Well I punch my sister in the face,
To see if she would cry,
I threw her from the roof of our house,
To see if she would fly,
I hit myself with the dictionary,
To see if I would learn,
I set fire to the local church,
To see if God would burn.
Well I'm the kid that went into school,
And stabbed the head girl,
Just because I'd never seen a dead girl,
The psychiatrist told my folks,
Well this boy ain't got no hope,
He's just one of the freaks of the family.
Well I heard I get my inheritance,
When my grandma is gone,
I scare her every chance I get,
To help the bitch along,
I got the job to baby-sit,
The next door neighbour's daughter,
I ran a bath and held her down,
But she don't breathe underwater.
Well I'm the kid that went into school,
And stabbed the head girl,
Just because I'd never seen a dead girl,
The psychiatrist told my folks,
This boy was not provoked,
He's just one of the freaks of the family.
I'm the freak of the family,
Everything I know my daddy taught to me,
He showed me the light and how to murder right,
In a pair high heels and green and black tights,
I'm the freak of the family,
I got no conscience inside of me,
When surrounded by death I feel so blessed,
In pieces my family will rest.
Well I'm the kid that went into school,
And stabbed the head girl,
Just because I'd never seen a dead girl,
The psychiatrist told my folks,
Well this boy's a fucking joke,
He's just one of the freaks of the family.
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