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Artist: The Texas Drag Queen Massacre
Canonical path: /the-texas-drag-queen-massacre/friday-13th
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Friday 13th
Read Friday 13th lyrics by The Texas Drag Queen Massacre on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Friday 13th
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Jason, Jason listen to me,
Go and kill campers with your machete,
All the happy scouts are waiting for thee,
It's time to kill, It's Friday 13th.
Well all the little campers are going down,
Thirty years ago they let you drown,
You were only an eleven year old child,
And now you're all grown up and you're running wild.
So grab your hockey mask,
And your machete,
It's time to kill,
It's Friday 13th.
Well Jason, Jason kill the little shits,
Stab Kevin Bacon and put him on a spit,
Take your axe and chop off her head,
The horny little fuckers shouldn't be in bed.
Make them jump and make them quiver,
It doesn't really matter if you get disfigured,
Eight or nine sequels and they'll all be dead,
They killed your mum, they chopped off her head.
Grab your hockey mask,
And you machete,
It's time to kill,
It's Friday 13th.
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