Chili Sauce

Ah, good evening Mr. Day, 2 4 dinner?

Yes, give us one of those little sexy tables in the back

Oh, I'm sorry sir, those are all taken

Jerome...

I think maybe we can arrange it Mr. Day

Thank U so much

(Oh Morris, was that necessary?)

Jerome...

(OK, OK, I'm sorry)

Right this way sir

U know, this is an exciting establishment U have here

What I wouldn't give 4 a broken bottle

I can't hear U, what'd U say?

I said... I said, "Yes, we're remodeling"

Mm hmm

Cocktails before dinner?

Yes, 2 pina coladas

(Make mine a virgin)

OK, will U be having a virgin as well?

Yes! 4 dessert! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Sir, I'm afraid I don't get it

Say, do U know how 2 do "The Walk?"

Why certainly, everyone can do "The Walk"

Well honey, why don't U just walk your ass 2 the other side of the room?

Fuck U 2

Ah my dear, it's rough at the top

Jerome, ehem, get your pad and pencil

I think it's gonna be kinda right

If my judge of character's correct

It's gonna be by the letter 2night

Now stop me when I get 2 17

Excuse me, baby

I bet U didn't know I had a piece of this restaurant, did U?

But it looks like I'm gonna have 2 buy the whole thing and fire that man

May I taste that?

Excuse me

That's kinda weak

Here, try mine

U know...

Good God!

They say that saliva is an aphrodisiac

Excuse me

U look so lovely 2night

Why thank U

Probably even better under exotic red lights

I wish U could see my home, it's, it's so exciting

In my bedroom, I have a brass waterbed

Really?

Mm hmm

It's just surrounded by plants and lights and shit

And all kinds of little erotic artifacts

We could have breakfast in bed

Oh!

I... I have an Italian cook

Jerome Sa..Sagagagracci or something like that

It's funny, your eyes when U stare at me like that

It causes my... my stomach 2 quiver

Oh Lord!

Do U like diamonds?

Mm hmm!

Yeah?

Yeah!

I know it's rather masculine, but try this one on

Wow!

My God darling, it fits

U must have strong hands

But they're so soft

Like the oils in my morning bath

(Somebody help me)

Darling?

Yes

I'm not usually so forward, but...

Would U like 2 make love 2 me?

I... I could make it so nice

Do U know what is meant by the words, uhh..

I hate 2 use them, they're... they're so harsh, American

U know what I mean?

And yet on the other hand, they're exciting words

The words, "Chili Sauce"

Oh Lord!

U know, I haven't made love in so long

But with U, I know it would be just like riding a bike

I'd remember everything I've ever learned

Baby, if the Kid can't make U come, nobody can

(Morris)

Yeah

(17)

Oh, um

What's it gonna be, baby?

Chili Sauce

Oh Lord!