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What's So Bad About a Nipple?

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What's So Bad About a Nipple?

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I can show you this, but I can't show you that

I can show you this, but I can't show you that

I can show you this, but I can't show you that

I can show you this - no no no

What's so bad about a nipple?

Are we afaid that the devil might be lurking there?

Will our souls be corrupted by the sight of a de-cupped tit?

Tell me what's so bad about a nipple that's bare

I can show you this, but I can't show you that

I can show you this, but I can't show you that

I can show you this, but I can't show you that

I can show you this - no no no

What's so bad about a penis?

An ordinary organ just hanging there

Will the sight of a male member give us rabies or distemper?

Tell me what's so bad about a penis that's bare

I can show you this, but I can't show you that

I can show you this, but I can't show you that

I can show you this, but I can't show you that

I can show you this

But for those muscle-headed zeroes

Our beloved tv heroes

We clap and we cheer as they whip out their guns

And when the blood and guts are splattered

It really doesn't matter

It's just good clean american fun

I can show you this, but I can't show you that

I can show you this, but I can't show you that

I can show you this, but I can't show you that

I can show you this - no no no

What's so bad about our bodies?

Beautifully covered with skin and hair

Is our nakedness so awful that exposure is unlawful?

Tell me what's so bad about a body that's bare

I can show you this, but I can't show you that

I can show you this, but I can't show you that

I can show you this, but I can't show you that

I can show you this - no no no

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