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Artist: The Vandals
Canonical path: /the-vandals/count-to-ten
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Count To Ten
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Count To Ten
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There's all these angry guys
Screaming about their pain in other lives
It seems so convincing that I am convinced they are
Full of shit just saying it, saying it
Cause they think their supposed to
Just deal with it cause everyone, everyone
Had a crappy childhood
It's not special
[Chorus]
Just count to ten
Or take a yoga class
Or be a Christian
it's not working
what your doing
there once was this guy
who went to jail for something he didn't do
he got raped thirty times and died before the night was through
just be glad for everything, everything
at least your legs work
Just deal with it cause everyone, everyone
Had a crappy childhood
At the very least
[Chorus]
Just count to ten
Or take a yoga class
Or be a Christian
it's not working
what your doing
[Chorus]
Just count to ten
Or take a yoga class
Or be a Christian
It's not working
What you're doing
It's not working
What your doing
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