I Got Drunk at Chuck E. Cheese

I got drunk at chuck e. cheese

On several of their bland chablis

I got drunk at chuck e. cheese

And i was asked to leave

I just wanted to know how their wine would taste

But i ended up so very faced

I guess you could say that i got trashed

But you also could say that i got smashed

Chuck e. cheese is a talking mouse

And that kind of makes sense when you are soused

All i wanted was to cut loose

But i went to far and got totally juiced

I wish i could've helped nicole when her mom got lost

But i wasn't worth a damn cuz i got tossed

I sat down right in front of my plate

And i was so messed up that my pizza tasted great

I thought of scott zodiack when i was wasted

When i saw the puppet's mustache so badly pasted

I got up on stage, i was pretty tipsy

People started throwing tokens but most of them missed me

You don't know what it's like unless you are plastered

When a 6 foot mouse calls you a bastard

He might not have hit me if he hadn't been goaded

But that's just how i am when i get loaded

It's no surprise that i got booted

Cuz my brain was so chabli-polluted