Commercialism

[Spoken:] This select holiday album is brought to you in part by

Commercials! Commercials! Commercials! Commercialism!

I bought my brother a video game

my brother bought my mom some vancy earrings

My mom bought my dad some shirts and ties

and my dad got stuck working overtime

Merry fucking Christmas off to work we go

slaving away like a HO HO HO

saving all year pinching nickels and dimes

so we can blow it all at Christmas time

so we can blow it all at Christmas time

visiting the same darn houses each year

exchanging gifts with the ones we hold dear

listening to stories we don't really want to hear

if you care to see them more than once a year

Merry fucking Christmas HO HO HO

December 26th back to work we go

hammerin' away until next year

so we can blow it all at Christmas time

so we can blow it all at Christmas time

I bought my brother a video game

my brother bought my mom some vancy earrings

My mom bought my dad some shirts and ties

and my dad got stuck working overtime

Merry fucking Christmas off to work we go

slaving away like a HO HO HO

saving all year pinching nickels and dimes

so we can blow it all at Christmas time

so we can blow it all at Christmas time