A Song for the Ladies

The way that you protest I find

Downright hilarious and I

Admit it's kind of fun to see

The spit collect at the sides of your mouth

Screaming that all men are jerks

Something 'bout equal pay for equal work

Or was it child care hell I don't care

I just wanna see your skirt fly up in the wind

Shut the hell up about how badly you're oppressed

I don't wanna hear it I just wanna get some rest

You don't mean a thing to me unless you are undressed

But you talk and talk and don't see that I'm

Less and less impressed

There's nothing that's more fun to see

Than a feminist down on her knees

Wiping her chin and asking if there's

A chance that she might get to see me again

I like to say uh, yeah alright

I just might call you tomorrow night

If you quit your fucking whining and

You let me bring my girlfriend

Shut the hell up about how badly you're oppressed

I don't wanna hear you I just wanna get some rest

You don't mean a thing to me at least not while you're dressed

But you talk and talk and don't see that I'm

Less and less impressed

What's that?

Misogynist?

That's Mister-ogynist to you, little lady

I ain't no female

I'd like to say darlin' please feel free

To blame your problems all on me

But we both know that's only 'cause

It's more convenient than blaming yourself

Think what you will 'bout me just know

That I've got your number down and though

You might have mine I'll bet you'll be

Using it to call me when you feel alone

Shut the hell up about how badly you're oppressed

'Cause I can't believe you since I heard that you confessed

That from the first time that you saw me you could see I was the best

Yet as I see it you're overpaid and overdressed

If you want to cry about it be my guest

But just keep it away from me cause I don't care that you're depressed

You might even been worth it if you weren't so

But you're so

Repressed