Achiever

If you don't do nothing

Then you won't do nothing badly

I hear your new boyfriend he's a real go-getter

Setting goals for himself and thenhe attains those goals

Yeah he's got himself on the fast track

To be a kick-ass yes-man corporate hack

And I don't see what you seein him at all

I hear he's thinking outside the box

(All I was thinking was - how I was getting in yours)

Moving ahead by working smart and not hard

('Cause he's real pro-active)

And now you say that I'm no match

For your kiss-ass tax-cheat corporate hack

But I stil don't see what you see in him at all

I'm no achiever

I thought you liked me that way

'Cause if I don't do nothing

Then I won't do nothing badly

We used to call in sick, get up past noon

Waste the day away watching cartoons

Now you're up at six for your daily run

Your work day's half-over before mines begun

And that don't sound like any fun at all

I'm no achiever

You used to like me that way

'Cause if I don't do nothing

Then I won't do nothing badly

I hear your ex-husband was a real go-getter

You were once his prize but he shelved you and moved on

Yeah he got himself on the fast track

For a new trophy bride and a heart attack

And I never saw what you saw in him at all

I'm no achiever

You used to like me that way

'Cause if I don't do nothing

Then I won't do nothing badly

I'm no achiever

I kinda like me that way

'Cause if I don't do nothing

Then I won't do nothing badly

If you don't do nothing

Then you won't do nothing badly

If you don't do nothing

Then you won't do nothing badly