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Artist: Toby Turner
Canonical path: /toby-turner/what-does-the-fax-say
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What Does The Fax Say?
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What Does The Fax Say?
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Kim Jong-un's
Stressing out
Killed his uncle just last week
Pyongyang sucks. Communism blows
Dennis Rodman doesn't know
They want to kill like everyone
Kim Jong-un goes Mu Ha Ha
They send a note the way they know how
What does the fax say?
Beep brrbrbrrb
What The Fax Say?
Beep Brb Beep Ba Dee Beep
What The Fax Say?
No paper have to reload. (repeat.)
What The Fax Say?
Murder murder everyone kill kill kill murder gonna die
Mur murder kill kill kill kill murder kill
What The Fax Say?
Is it wise for me to post
this parody video?
If they saw, they would kill
everyone I'd ever known
Fortunately, they do not have
any access to Youtube
'Cause it was banned by Kim Jong-un's dad
If you're caught, they'll use deadly for-or-or-or-orce
There are exceptions of cour-our our-our-our-ourse
What does the fax say?
Back in my day I was awesome. Used to be all the rage. People used to fax but not anymore
What The Fax Say?
Someone just please use me. I will send a fax for free. Just please, please, please use me, I'm lonely
Bee A Hee A Hee
Shut Up, Fax
Sorry
What The Fax Say?
Someone Use Meeeee
What Does The Fax Say?
The thing about the fax. It is obsolete
No one uses them anymore. Not since the 90s
We use computers now. Can I send you a phone?
You can have my old iPhone 3. But there's no retinal display
But you'll probably be okay though
It's relatively really good
You'll have the best phone in town
(I want dat display tho. The retinal display tho.)
For us, it's pretty slow
I want to ship my obsolete iPhone to your home
(Gimme the good display tho.)
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