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Artist: Tom Green
Canonical path: /tom-green/lonely-swedish
Related lyric paths: 6
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Lonely Swedish
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Lyrics
Lonely Swedish
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My bum is on the rail
Bum is on the rail
Look at me!!
My bum is on the rail
My bum is on a man
Bum is on a man
It's a lot of fun to put yer bum on a man
My bum is on a step
Bum is on a step
Don't fall off the steps you might hurt yer bum!
(ahahahahahaaaaa!!)
And that's not very fun
If you fall down 'n hurt yer bum
I like to put my bum on thingz
It's fun fer everyone
My bum is on the cheese
Bum is on the cheese
If i get lucky i'll get a disease!
My bum is on the swedish
Swedish
Swedish
Sweeedish
My bum is on the gum
My bum is on the gum
I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum
My bum is on the ship
The battleship
I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum
I'd shoot poo all over the place
Poo poo!!
Cuz that isn't very fun
When they shoot a cannon in yer bum
My bum is on the dog
My bum is on the cat
My bum is on the phone
My bum is all alone......
The rail is all alone
The man is all alone
The swedish is all alone
My bum...is all alone....
*loon* (2)
(1,2,3,4)
My bum is all alone (12 x's)
Get the poo off my bum!
I need the poo off my bum!!
I've go to get the poopoo off my bum
I want to hear the cannon! *loon*
No, let me hear the cannon! *loon*
No no no, no, not the loon!
(bum is alone [3x's])
I wanna hear the cannon! *loon*
I wanna hear the cannon! *loon*
I wanna hear the cannon not the loon!
*cannon*
Yea! the cannon!
Now get the poo off my bum *loon*
I want the poo-poo off my - my bum bum...
*whimper*.......can i hear the loon again, too? *loon
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