Battle Rhyme Hookers

This here is like Rosanne winning the lotto...beating me? Fat chance

You couldn't flip shit, with a turd and a spatula doing a handstand

In a gravity chamber, lacking with the lame attack you're rapping back

with/You're stepping to Massive flames to find you're made of Plastic

You get your Ass whipped, like donkeys to discipline

You SUCK, you've been harassing your mother for sip her tits again

The think-speed of my mind is blistering

But, you're slow in the head, like niggas fishing for sharks in Lake Michigan

I'll twist your skin with some verbal conditioning

Cause me squishing your head is easy like tricking bitches in Switzerland

You're wishing when you think you've stuck me spitting

You could put a hole in my paper and you still couldn't fuck with my writtens

Nigga, you're sweet like puppies and kittens

You milk wackness like Bad Boy uses Biggie tapes to keep Puffy in business

I shutter your senses, whenever I mutter a sentence

With more oral reconstruction than could ever come from a dentist

Even with pretense, you could never prevent this senseless rhyme chemist

From injecting kids so their jaws lock with tetanus infections

Direct the aggression you're tempted to threaten me with and battle yourself

Cause expelling my name from your lungs is bad for your health

I've amassed a wealth of trophies from kids who provoked me

Even Jamaican kids say you're less of a MON than Poke

I'm wherever the Gumby, Dammit, chewing impostors

I've even been known to punch lines like Coke sniffing boxers

I dug nostradamus out of his grave tell me your future

Said NAS was pissed you stole his style and was coming to shoot ya

Your crying pleas for help are met with the stone face of Medusa

You rapping is funny, but I'll leave you in stitches like sutures

I'm as equal a threat to producers as I am to Rappers

Lyrical He-Man, atop of the Universe is where I hold my Masters

Fuck France, I scream, 'viva la Tonedeff'!

Bitch, Your rhyme was out of place just like niggas that's homeless

I'll extort for things that you ain't own yet

I'll stick your head in a freezer for 3 days just to see how cold your toes get

I bubble with glee when there's trouble with me

I got you more weak in the knees than Chris Reeves in SWV

Pull up a chair as I'm grasping your mandible

The memory of you existed's the only thing that's Intangible

Tonedeff is actual, living, but really though

Cause, I'm nastier than 4.000 of them German shit-fetish videos

More lines than Skinemax got titty-shows

Just trying to take me down is is like trying to sink a plastic bag of Cheerios

I'm Cereal Killer, stalking Lucky the Leprechaun

Popped the Porcupine for the Corn he was spitting within his lexicon

Fucked your girl in the bed you rested on

I'm gonna get you!!" It'll be me, the rhythm, and Gloria Estefan

Emilio ain't feeling no lyrics you droppin

You're getting shot-up like kids in 3D movies in Compton

Ill psychologically Melt you down like 1 inch candles

Cause even if you're a tough guy, you'll be needing a shrink like Tony Soprano

Man, oh, man, oh, man...I'm nice

With volumes of rhymes that knock harder than Jay-Z's life

I'll make your brain freeze twice, like chugging a double slurpee

In the kiss of the spiderwoman, William couldn't Hurt me

Cause you could train harder than subway cars in Dojos

And I'll still be makin ya run raps

'til your heart bursts like your fuckin name was FloJo