Book Of The Dead

I fought in egypt with this tour-guide the other day

I smoked him, he jetted -- went out like a sucker

You shit the minute that weapon told you my name

You couldn't think of hot lines, even when i'm scorching your brain

You just won a fortune of pain and embarrassing harassment

Social disdain niggas wouldn't believe your rhymes if you put cher in it

Tearing kids with an arrogant air apparent

The closer my hands get to your neck

You start squealing just like a theramin

I'm squaring in my targets-locking, delivery's partly shocking

You could be a geologist and you'd be hardly rockin

Chicks in a bar be flocking at me exposing their panties

And gladly holding em open, like you, they hoping to scam me

Leave you broken and badly bruised, with flows i'm soaking fannies

Blows are nasty, you're a whore and a pansy moore than mandy

Who's courting for candy and snorting with brandy

Your style's flimsier than what jennifer lopez wore to the grammy's

Tore your family heritage, your chance of winning 50% less than marriages

Leave you a vegetable like asparagus

Pulling plugs outta sockets with hand gestures

Your voice is annoying it don't fit like fran dreshcer's

I be verbally ambidextrous

With a grip so tight, every word i udder will make a cow attest to this

Tempestuous energy readily emitted

Just stepping to me's a crime and this here is the penalty to fit it

Transgressions committed are never acquitted

I'll bust a nut in your mouth

Tell you to rhyme and you still couldn't spit it

You're fragmented like hard drive partition defect

Don't even front, you're just a mobb deep audition reject

Cause i cannot fuckin' stand

When bitches like you don't have the gull to be yourself when rhyming on a jam

Trying to sound all rugged and raw

But you can reach as high as you can you would barely be tuggin' my balls

Stunning the hall of famers, and famous niggas that's remaining nameless

I'll shamelessly leave you brainless…the deed is painless

When i be digging the deepest most heinous basses, your mothers tasted

Ask your neighbors, cause t-o-n-e is what her maiden name is

The most jaded of entertainers have stated

I'm the greatest creative flavor they've ever observed or contemplated

You've done the worst overdubbing since twister

Kodak could offer home delivery and you still wouldn't be gettin the picture

You lose! like street fighter alpha omega

Hyper super turbo fighters zeta version number 2

Build 3, still don't understand me?

I'll exile your style and make you miss america like ali landry

Cause you get outed like ellen degeneres

Cobras refuse to battle me cause to them my pen is so venomous

You defaulted to get here, that's irrelevant evidence

I'm making sure that sphinx is reverted back to a remnant

And that's only the out-of court settlement