Lezbophobia

When you see me comin'

You all go runnin'

As if I was gunnin' for your ass or somethin'

Most of the time

Handin' you a line lies furthest from my mind

While you freakin' out

You spew and you spout

You talkin' about I'm pickin' up on you

When half the time I haven't even noticed you

Calm down, babe

I've got better things to do

Than look the other way every time I hear you say

Ew, it's a she, and she's looking at me!

You got lezbophobia

Yeah, you skank, yeah you think I wanna lay ya

You got lezbophobia

You got a hard case of homoparanoia

So don't worry, baby

You're not even my type

Your hair's too long, you got a boy on your arms

Who knows what you do with that boy at night

You're a walking sperm receptacle

And sex with you's about as safe as a snakebite

Your nails are too long and you ain't wearin' leather

You don't have to lose no sleep about use bein' together

Oh, my God, you see that girl?

She lookin' right at me, she's looking right at my tits!

I wish my boyfriend were here!

I know you're used to guys

Who only give you the eye

When they wanna use you

For a fuck and a snooze

Well, I am not a guy

And if you think I am you lose

Out on what coulda been

We coulda been friends

But you put it to an end

Now you shall remain what you always have been

A piece of rear end with a bunch of fake friends

Workin' it

And flirtin' for

The same big jerk

A dick