Frankel´s Lament

I've forgotten everything

in my little mouse size bed

in a county hospital

with a tiny bandage around my head

you've just got a broken ankle

snap out of it frankel

Images are coming back to me

when i close my eyes i see

how i got my injury

coz i attempted beastiality

Frankel its ur past ur seeing

u tried making love to a human being

Frankey all the things you could have been

that is now impossible to be

now ull never realise ur dream

to be a world champion at frisbee

Now im back in walking therapy

and theyre saying bend your knee, katie bend your knee

but my name is not katie

and ill never throw a fucking frisbee

luke sky walker look at him

he saved the galaxy with a prosthetic limb

frankey all the things you could have been

that is now impossible to be

now you'll never realise your dream

to be a world champion at frisbeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Something is flying at me

like plastic sperm on a really weird keyring

its my future i see

a long grey life of parking fines

but life is fine

But frankle your a mouse dont be silly

even with all four limbs

you couldnt play frisbee

but frankle you will always have your dreams

coz anything is possible you'll seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

its just bullshit

just insert happy ending here