I Hate Your Family

I'm lighting a candle, as I'm looking through the window

To the town square, the snow covered streets are lonely and bare,

The town Christmas tree, winks mockingly at me,

Cause I should be spending Christmas with you.

I wrapped my last gift and put the cellotape away,

Checked the answering machine

And in the distance, a choir sings

About the joy that Christmas brings

But it's making me feel blue,

Cause I should be spending Christmas with you,

But it breaks my heart that that's the place I just can't be,

Cause I hate your family.

Thats right cant stand 'em

now let me tell you a little something a little bit about why

I'll tell you a story

The day I met you,

I knew you could get me through.

When we're alone, my world is complete, you're all that I need.

But when your family call,

they shit me up the wall,

Spending time with them just makes my brain bleed.

But it's making me feel blue,

Cause I should be spending Christmas with you,

But I'd rather string my nuts up to a Christmas tree,

Cause I hate your family.

The night I first met them,

The dog was drunk,

And your father he threatened me with a knife.

Your sister showed me

Her collection of eels,

And what she did then will stay with me for life.

I cant forget it

And it's making me blue,

Cause I should be spending Christmas with you,

Cos I'd rather sneeze, Tangle my skis

Crash into some trees and break one of my knees

and freeze at -50 degrees

I cant stand to spend christmas with your family

and im crying now i've got to spend it with mine